About 305c | The 305 Creative Company

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My name is Andrew Bourne, Graphic Designer, Web Designer, Computer Programmer, Owner of 305c and potential first person on Mars.

I love to design and make the web a better looking place, one site at a time. On the flip side of that, I also (get ready for some bold) love to program. Finally, to make a random trifecta of awesomeness (bold party), I love Death Metal.

Why do I tell you this? I tell you this because you need to know who I am. I'm no hipster graphic designer. I'm no nerdy computer programmer. I'm no tatooed, pierced, (fake) devil worshiping headbanger.

I am a normal dude who has a passion for design, programming and death metal. Will I shove my passions in your face? No. But if you need a designer, a programmer or if you just want to talk metal, then I'm your man.

But really, check out the portfolio if I haven't scared you away yet.

If you're still reading, then I guess you actually want to get to know me (really?). Are you looking for some juicy gossip? Try this on for size!

I have a bachelors degree in Graphic Design with a concentration in Typography from The University of Massachusetts at Dartmouth. I know, those were big words but don't worry, I had to spell check Massachusetts. (Ha! I had to spell check it twice.)

I currently live in Maine (hence the reason to spell check Massachu-ah I'm tired of googling it) with my wife Agne and our little pug. Aside from the trifecta of awesomeness, I am obsessed with hockey. Yeah, I break the mold. Designer, Programmer, Metal listener, Star Wars lover and Jock. How the hell this happened, I really don't know. But I'm ~~sane~~ happy.

In all ~~apathy~~ seriousness, I try to design/program at a high level of quality for a cheaper price. If you would like to contact me for more information on anything at all or would just like to comment on my randomness then scoot on over to the contact page.

If you somehow are still reading then I ~~pity~~ commend you (tired of the strike throughs yet?). For the few readers that are still there, I leave you with the immortal words of Zapp Brannigan.

"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

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